Morbius Crushes Avatar in One Day

Jared Leto, Reporter

To no one’s surprise, Morbius, starring Jared Leto, is a massive hit. Morbius is the first movie to make 1 trillion dollars, especially impressive considering the movie hasn’t even been out for 24 hours. The movie has received rave reviews across the board. Set in Sony’s coherent, well-written, well-paced superhero universe, Morbius is an epic about Dr. Michael Morbius who turns himself into a vampire. 

Some would say the movie would be better as an R-rated feature, but I really enjoyed how noticeably the movie was censored to market the movie to a wider PG-13 audience. It was so incredible watching the executives force Michael Morbius to create synthetic blood that’s blue instead of red to dodge ratings boards. 

This movie is so incredible that it’s been able to achieve the highest ratings ever on rotten tomatoes, a 203% from critics and a 142% from the general populace. Though it’s clear that the masses were unable to fully comprehend the complexity and depth of Jared Leto’s performance of Morbius as well as critics, the audience reviews were still record-breaking. 

I’m so excited to see where the “Sony-Verse” goes with the characters and incredible performances from Morbius, not to devalue Jared Leto’s other incredible performance as the Joker in Suicide Squad, a performance that revolutioanized the character of the Joker and blows Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenx’s performances out of the water. 

There is no doubt in my mind that this movie will win Best Picture next year at the Oscars. 

Please go see this before you’re the only one not talking about this movie’s quality and nuances. Seriously, you’ll be the only one who hasn’t seen this $1,000,000,000,000 box office masterpiece.